spnstoryfinders | Lucifer crack story

Garh.

I read this, either here or on FF.net, but I can't find it now. And it makes me upset, because I -know- I saved it. Blarg.

Anyway, it's a Season 5 story, kinda a tag to "Abandon all Hope". There's only 5 things the Colt can't kill, and Lucifer is one. What's the others?

It involved the demons that were standing there, and they were going on about it can't kill dirt, since dirt's already dead, and it can't kill plants, and what about this, and how about that? And Lucifer was getting angry because they kept interrupting him. It was great and awesome and I want to read it again, especially since my sis came in and said " Okay, if there's 5 things the Colt won't kill, what on earth are the other 4??"

*snickers* It got me started.... ^_^ Thanks in advance.

EDIT: FOUND!! while looking for other cracky-stories over at

caffienekitty 's place.
"....I'll Come In Again" summary: Sacrificing minions - is there any problem it can't solve? which explains why I couldn't find it. :D

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I've been trying to figure that out myself.

So far I've come to the conclusion that it can't kill God or Death (they're more powerful than Lucifer, so it's unlikely that they could get killed by anything he could survive) and I've been debating on whether or not it could kill Micheal (since the heavenly side apparently believes he's stronger than Lucifer, but I think he's more on the same level).

I agree about God and Death, I also doubt it can kill Michael. But the other Horsemen keep popping into my head; you can't kill Famine or War or Pestilence becausethere's always illness, hunger, and war.

But then, what about the other Archangels? Raphael, Gabriel. They might not be as powerful as Michael and Lucifer but they are Archangels.

Lucifer crack story

I need to read this fic too.

Re: I need to read this fic too.