Jared is an inanimate object

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

I've developed a bit of a soft spot for stories with Jared as an inanimate object that falls in love with Jensen. I've read some adorable ones where he's a a barbie or GI Joe, a cracktastic one where he's a dildo, and one where he's (okay, not inanimate, but still) a moose. 

Anyone know of others? You'd fuel my schmoop habit for a whole weekend if you did :) Thanks!

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[shibela.livejournal.com]

Jared's a gingerbread cookie in "Not the Gumdrop Buttons" (http://infatuated-ink.livejournal.com/51445.html) by cherie_morte.

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

yes! I'd forgotten about this one, but it was adorable. And part of the reason I need more animinated inanimate!Jared.