Jared's a gingerbread cookie in "Not the Gumdrop Buttons" (http://infatuated-ink.livejournal.com/51445.html) by cherie_morte.

yes! I'd forgotten about this one, but it was adorable. And part of the reason I need more animinated inanimate!Jared.

I don't have a story to offer, but can you tell me where you found the moose story? That is just too funny.

Everything is Alright (http://undeadpanda.livejournal.com/5654.html) by babylon_pride. It is a Blast!

Yup!

Thank you so much!

I also don't have any links for you, but could you link me to the others you mention? They sound hilarious, and cute.

Le sigh, my request has turned into a rec post :P

Moose!Jared: Everything is Alright (http://undeadpanda.livejournal.com/5654.html) by babylon_pride, as linked above

Gingerbread!Jared: Not the Gumdrop Buttoms (http://infatuated-ink.livejournal.com/51445.html) by cherie_morte, also above

Dildo!Jared: Designs On You (http://http://iminurface.livejournal.com/5405.html) by goddamnbatman and karabou

Barbie!Jensen/GI Joe!Jared: Life in Plastic (http://jellybean-slash.livejournal.com/242358.html) by jellybean_slash (my favorite of the whole bunch)

Malibu!Jared: Malibu Jared (http://users.livejournal.com/_mournthewicked/277648.html) by _mournthewicked

And just for good measure, Unicorn!Dean: Of Unconventional Dealbreaking (http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/145255.html) by rionaleonhart

All cracktastic and wonderful. But, uh, if anyone has any more, that I haven't read, that would be really awesome.

There needs to be an inanimate object comment fic meme...

Seriously.

I love it when a character is an inanimate object or stories told from the POV of one.

One of my most favorite fics was told from the POV of a zipper.

I agree, I want the boys turned into aaaaalll sorts of stuff :)

We could always make a comment fic meme...

We could... *evil eye dart*

hypothetically speaking, where would we post this meme?

Well, hypothetically, we could put it on one of our journals and advertise it...

It would be the best way to go for a first time meme instead of creating a comm for it.

Ah. Well...

Wanna start a meme with me?

LOL - Sure ;)

I'll PM you to work out the details.

Okie Dokie!

would one of you mind pinging me when it's up? just in case I miss the ad? cuz I wil be there with bells on :)

Most certainly! :)

*GASP*

The link for Dildo!jared doesn't work!!!

*pouts*

well, damn, don't I look like a tease :P

Here is is. http://iminurface.livejournal.com/5405.html

unfortunately, LJ won't let me edit my original comment, grumblegrumble...

OMG thank you!

Thank you so much! I've put them all on my reader and can't wait to read them. Also, tiggeratl1 has left you lots of links below, most of which I hope you haven't seen before, so hopefully you will have some new fics to read as well. BTW, I've put some of those on my reader as well. :)

http://cloudy-fic.livejournal.com/49411.html#cutid1

Cloudy Jenn has this fic that i put the link to above called That old black magic where Jared is a turtle, and I quite like it, but chances are you've read it already.

I have NOT and so you are WONDERFUL!

Thank you :)

Hopefully some of these will be new to you. :)

Dolls in the Hands of a Cranky Fangirl (http://mobiusklein.livejournal.com/622019.html) by mobiusklein. Summary: Toy Story meets J2 meets a big old ball of crack. J2 are dolls in this story and there are original characters.

Keepsake (http://indysaur.livejournal.com/24566.html) by indysaur. Summary: based on Wall*E.

The Jensen Model (http://pianoforeplay.livejournal.com/15980.html) by pianoforeplay. Summary: Wherein Jeffrey is an artist, Jared is mysterious, Jensen is a blow-up doll and Michael Rosenbaum is Jiminy Cricket. The classic, childhood tale of Pinocchio completely and utterly ruined.

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From (or so help me) (http://vorpalblades.livejournal.com/167625.html) by vorpalblades. Summary: Like practically everyone else in the world, Jared had a point in his life when he was convinced there was a monster living somewhere in his room. Based on Monsters, Inc.

Summary: Jensen is a sexbot in these.
Jensen 2.0 (http://missyjack.livejournal.com/389799.html?thread=10805927) by missyjack.
Human Than Human (http://cathybites.livejournal.com/537320.html) by cathybites.
More than a man (http://rozabellalove.livejournal.com/73466.html) by rozabellalove
The Things They Make in China These Days (http://ladyjanelly.livejournal.com/78810.html) by ladyjanelly

Printer Error (http://flawedamythyst.livejournal.com/347458.html) by flawedamythyst. Summary: Jensen is a printer.

Twice for Yes (http://pennyplainknits.livejournal.com/139644.html) by pennyplainknits aka queenklu. Summary: Jared is a rubber duck

The Perfect System (http://users.livejournal.com/acquiescence_/142024.html?view=416712) by acquiescence. Summary: Both are computer programs. Based on Tron

Jensen.4.1 (http://sasskittenfics.livejournal.com/29522.html#cutid1) by sasskittenfics. Summary: On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man (Jensen) who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.

lol, so many sexbots! and they're not even sequels!

anyway, thank you SOOOO much. Your comment is a jackpot. I've read a couple of them, but this is enough to keep me going for a while :D You're awesome!