I have come to be a bit addicted to Supernatural crossovers and have been craving some completely awesome fics where the boys and the supernatural trip into other shows, especially the (semi)procedural cops-like shows. I've been able to find crossovers with NCIS, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Medium, Leverage, Dark Angel, Psych, Bones, ect, but I'm having terrible luck finding crossovers with these awesome shows!
-The Mentalist
-Hawaii 5-0
-Castle
-Suits
-Haven
-Eureka
-NCIS: Los Angeles
-Rizzoli & Isles
I would be super grateful if anyone could find SPN crossovers with any these shows. Gen or Wincest is preferred (or very minor-barely there het), long or short is awesome, and self-recs are welcome.

1. I read a series a while ago that described each of the Supernatural characters in 20 words, using a kind of internal monologue. I remember Dean's ending with something like "have you met my son, I mean brother..." and Cas's saying something like "Dean won't be my friend anymore? Let's blow this pop stand". I have never been able to find it again, and I really want to re-read them.

2. Is there any Dean/Tessa or Dean/Andrea Barr out there?

3. Can anyone rec any girl!Cas? I have read all the ones on swing_set's Dean/Cas rec list.

4. Finally are there any crossovers with the Hunger Games (I read an awesome Dean/Cas one recently), White Collar, Castle, The Mentalist or Dawson's Creek (come on, I can't be the only person who skipped through the last season of Dawson's Creek watching the scenes with Jensen Ackles in them).

Gen, specified pairings or Dean/Cas, please. No Wincest. Thank you very much.

1) so I have a craving for some x-over with Mentalist, hopefully boys meet Patrick Jane, but really anything goes.
2) Also are there any 'verses or stories where boys go legit, not in a way where it's AU (like they are from the start fbi or cops, but like goverment finds out and boys are kinda experts , so.... could be crossover, i'm not picky.

het, slaash or get - anything ;)