I've developed a bit of a soft spot for stories with Jared as an inanimate object that falls in love with Jensen. I've read some adorable ones where he's a a barbie or GI Joe, a cracktastic one where he's a dildo, and one where he's (okay, not inanimate, but still) a moose. 

Anyone know of others? You'd fuel my schmoop habit for a whole weekend if you did :) Thanks!