Jared is an inanimate object

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

I've developed a bit of a soft spot for stories with Jared as an inanimate object that falls in love with Jensen. I've read some adorable ones where he's a a barbie or GI Joe, a cracktastic one where he's a dildo, and one where he's (okay, not inanimate, but still) a moose. 

Anyone know of others? You'd fuel my schmoop habit for a whole weekend if you did :) Thanks!

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[samena.livejournal.com]

I also don't have any links for you, but could you link me to the others you mention? They sound hilarious, and cute.

Links to fics mentioned

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

Le sigh, my request has turned into a rec post :P

Moose!Jared: Everything is Alright (http://undeadpanda.livejournal.com/5654.html) by babylon_pride, as linked above

Gingerbread!Jared: Not the Gumdrop Buttoms (http://infatuated-ink.livejournal.com/51445.html) by cherie_morte, also above

Dildo!Jared: Designs On You (http://http://iminurface.livejournal.com/5405.html) by goddamnbatman and karabou

Barbie!Jensen/GI Joe!Jared: Life in Plastic (http://jellybean-slash.livejournal.com/242358.html) by jellybean_slash (my favorite of the whole bunch)

Malibu!Jared: Malibu Jared (http://users.livejournal.com/_mournthewicked/277648.html) by _mournthewicked

And just for good measure, Unicorn!Dean: Of Unconventional Dealbreaking (http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/145255.html) by rionaleonhart

All cracktastic and wonderful. But, uh, if anyone has any more, that I haven't read, that would be really awesome.

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[morrezela.livejournal.com]

There needs to be an inanimate object comment fic meme...

Seriously.

I love it when a character is an inanimate object or stories told from the POV of one.

One of my most favorite fics was told from the POV of a zipper.

Re: Links to fics mentioned

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

I agree, I want the boys turned into aaaaalll sorts of stuff :)

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[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

We could always make a comment fic meme...

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[morrezela.livejournal.com]

We could... *evil eye dart*

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[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

hypothetically speaking, where would we post this meme?

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[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Well, hypothetically, we could put it on one of our journals and advertise it...

It would be the best way to go for a first time meme instead of creating a comm for it.

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[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well...

Wanna start a meme with me?

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[morrezela.livejournal.com]

LOL - Sure ;)

I'll PM you to work out the details.

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[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

Okie Dokie!

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[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

would one of you mind pinging me when it's up? just in case I miss the ad? cuz I wil be there with bells on :)

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[morrezela.livejournal.com]

Most certainly! :)

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[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

*GASP*

The link for Dildo!jared doesn't work!!!

*pouts*

Dildo!Jared Link!

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

well, damn, don't I look like a tease :P

Here is is. http://iminurface.livejournal.com/5405.html

unfortunately, LJ won't let me edit my original comment, grumblegrumble...

Re: Dildo!Jared Link!

[beatlemaniac9.livejournal.com]

OMG thank you!

Re: Links to fics mentioned

[samena.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I've put them all on my reader and can't wait to read them. Also, tiggeratl1 has left you lots of links below, most of which I hope you haven't seen before, so hopefully you will have some new fics to read as well. BTW, I've put some of those on my reader as well. :)