Jared is an inanimate object

[bythedamned.livejournal.com]

I've developed a bit of a soft spot for stories with Jared as an inanimate object that falls in love with Jensen. I've read some adorable ones where he's a a barbie or GI Joe, a cracktastic one where he's a dildo, and one where he's (okay, not inanimate, but still) a moose. 

Anyone know of others? You'd fuel my schmoop habit for a whole weekend if you did :) Thanks!

Comments

[shibela.livejournal.com]

Jared's a gingerbread cookie in "Not the Gumdrop Buttons" (http://infatuated-ink.livejournal.com/51445.html) by cherie_morte.

[shiro01.livejournal.com]

I don't have a story to offer, but can you tell me where you found the moose story? That is just too funny.

[samena.livejournal.com]

I also don't have any links for you, but could you link me to the others you mention? They sound hilarious, and cute.

[ms-moradacious.livejournal.com]

http://cloudy-fic.livejournal.com/49411.html#cutid1

Cloudy Jenn has this fic that i put the link to above called That old black magic where Jared is a turtle, and I quite like it, but chances are you've read it already.

[tiggeratl1.livejournal.com]

Hopefully some of these will be new to you. :)

Dolls in the Hands of a Cranky Fangirl (http://mobiusklein.livejournal.com/622019.html) by mobiusklein. Summary: Toy Story meets J2 meets a big old ball of crack. J2 are dolls in this story and there are original characters.

Keepsake (http://indysaur.livejournal.com/24566.html) by indysaur. Summary: based on Wall*E.

The Jensen Model (http://pianoforeplay.livejournal.com/15980.html) by pianoforeplay. Summary: Wherein Jeffrey is an artist, Jared is mysterious, Jensen is a blow-up doll and Michael Rosenbaum is Jiminy Cricket. The classic, childhood tale of Pinocchio completely and utterly ruined.

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From (or so help me) (http://vorpalblades.livejournal.com/167625.html) by vorpalblades. Summary: Like practically everyone else in the world, Jared had a point in his life when he was convinced there was a monster living somewhere in his room. Based on Monsters, Inc.

Summary: Jensen is a sexbot in these.
Jensen 2.0 (http://missyjack.livejournal.com/389799.html?thread=10805927) by missyjack.
Human Than Human (http://cathybites.livejournal.com/537320.html) by cathybites.
More than a man (http://rozabellalove.livejournal.com/73466.html) by rozabellalove
The Things They Make in China These Days (http://ladyjanelly.livejournal.com/78810.html) by ladyjanelly

Printer Error (http://flawedamythyst.livejournal.com/347458.html) by flawedamythyst. Summary: Jensen is a printer.

Twice for Yes (http://pennyplainknits.livejournal.com/139644.html) by pennyplainknits aka queenklu. Summary: Jared is a rubber duck

The Perfect System (http://users.livejournal.com/acquiescence_/142024.html?view=416712) by acquiescence. Summary: Both are computer programs. Based on Tron

Jensen.4.1 (http://sasskittenfics.livejournal.com/29522.html#cutid1) by sasskittenfics. Summary: On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man (Jensen) who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.