Superheroes!

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Hi!
I need help with finding two fics:
Number one: where Jensen is a superhero and Jared a villan and somehow Jensen ends up injured in the evil villans lair and Jared helps him escape  somehow.
Second one: Jensen's family are superheroes and Jensen doesn't have any Powers and gets kidnapped or somethin.
Please help!
Thanks in advance!
Number two: Jensens family are superheroes and he doesn't have any powers and he gets kidnapped or hurt... Please help!! Thanks!!

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[marlowe78.livejournal.com]

I think #2 is Superheroes Suck, or, The Unfortunately Extraordinary Life of Jensen Ackles (http://cleflink.livejournal.com/53506.html): Jensen hates superheroes. Having grown up with not one, but two, of them in the family, he's more than aware of just how much having a spandex-clad alter ego can cock up the rest of your life. Luckily, his own powers tend towards the more passive, hippie florist side of things which - while embarrassing - means that all that superhero crap is someone else's problem.

Or it would, if not for the frequent interference of superhero-obsessed friends, hostage situations, hotshot new superheroes and irritating relatives. Not to mention a boyfriend who has the uncanny ability to go missing whenever bad things are going down somewhere else in the city.

Sometimes, Jensen's life is kind of bullshit.