Guys, I'm going nuts looking for some crack fics.

A) Basically, it was a vaguely wincesty homage to the X-Files episode "Arcadia". Featuring homophobic neighbors, a monster called The Chronic and freesia scented hand lotion.

B) Mermaid!Dean. I know I read it somewhere. I remember clearly because there is one line where Sam gives Dean some McD's fish burgers and I kept thinking it was sorta cannibalistic.

C) This isn't a specific fic request, but if anyone can point me toward some "Boys-meet-long-lost-relatives" fiction, I'll will chocolate chip cookies to spontaneously generate before you.

Much love in advance!

I have kind of a weird request. I've seen a lot of stories where Caleb is close to Dean and takes care of him like a brother, but not so much with Sam. I'm wondering if anyone can please give me a fic recc for anything that has Caleb taking care of Sammy/being close to him like a brother.

In the story, Dean had ended up in the serentity verse, post the movie. He is taken on by the crew though they are wary of him at first. Lots of interesting plot plus a slash relationship that forms between Mal and Dean. I remember there is a scene where Dean and River go crawling through the bowls of the ship looking for protection runes because Dean is sure that even in the future there is supernatural threats and that shipmakers would still put protection runes on anything they built and he is right. I know there is also a scene where Kaylee gets possessed and Dean has to save her. Help would be appreciated.

ETA: Found, link inside the post. Go read. It's wonderful

Hi everyone!!
So, this time, I'm looking for little Sam and Dean fics!! Yes, I read an extremely cute wee!Sam and wee!Dean fic recently, and I NEED more!! :P

I'm looking for fics where maybe Dean is all big brother-ish and taking care of lil' Sammy. :D Maybe Dean is teaching Sam something or anything. I don't really have a preference, as long as Dean is the awesome big brother and Sam is just soo cute!! :) Ok, stop. :D
Anyway, what would be better is if the story then progresses into adult Sam and Dean with wincest. :P It could be anything, like, maybe a "five times" type of story or maybe the whole wee!Sam and wee!Dean was just a flashback in an adult Sam and Dean wincest story. :P
I really hope you can help me out!! THANKS A LOT!!