Hello again, lovelies.

So I’ve reached that point where fics have started merging in my brain and I can no longer remember which plot lines are in which fic.
I *think* I’m searching for 2 different fics here, but there’s a chance it’s the same fic and I’m just confused.

1) Sam & Dean end up accidentally married, Bobby unwittingly performs the ceremony. A dove is actually Genesis, Sam pukes up months worth of demon blood, the boys end up giving sanctuary to all the souls of heaven, and the demons of hell too. It used to be available on Samdean Archive, but of course that’s gone now. Sound familiar to anyone? Got a link for it that works?

2) Sam gets spanked by Dean. Somehow this develops into the boys showing off in the back room of a gay club; Dean spanking Sam and then the two of them having sex in front of everyone, and everyone thinks it’s beautiful and while Dean’s caring for Sam afterwards a hunter who was coincidentally there guards them.

It’s really bugging me that I can’t find these fics. Please help?