1) I'm looking for a short story in which John Winchester and Mrs. Petrelli from Heroes meet in a bar and commiserate over each having incestuous children whilst drowning their sorrows in hard liquor.

2) I'm looking for porn where either evil!Sam or evil!Dean have sex with a female character. Hot het porn with evil boys.

3) This is a little off topic, but does anyone know where I can find Nick/Carly incest fic for House of Wax?