Okay fandom, here is your chance to convert me to your pairing(s). I'm open to everything, be it het, slash, femslash, or a rare pairing. Hold on, not so fast! There are a few conditions. First of all, I am a lesbian, so m/m sex does not sell in this case. I will read a fic with sex in it but only if it's not the main part of the story (unless it's played up for the lulz). Also, I'm very picky about characterization and grammar. Oh, and no crossovers please because I probably haven't seen whatever it's crossing over with. So if you know of anything that you think would win me over, go ahead! Bring that shit on!