Hullo, back again with some nasty cravings!

1. I just finished a bout of youtube videos about the 2011 Jus In Bello convention, and seeing Jensen and Jared giggling like the silly idiots they are just warms my heart. Looking for fics with lots of J2 friendship and giggles and happy happy crap :D Any rating (R or above is totally okay ;D) and preferrably longish. No AUs please!

2. Just finished Leonidaslion's Sing Your Hymns Like Angels In Defeat, which deals with Dean being blind and refusing to deal with it, choosing to sulk and lash out with anger. Looking for stories that deal with Dean's self-loathing, self-pity, refusal of help, thinks it's his fault, etc. Preferrably wincest, any rating.

3. Fic where Dean shows Cas the raunchier side of Human life, and/or teaches him how to take care of his "problems." There's a fic where Dean shows Cas how to masturbate, heck if I can find it right now, sorry :( But fics similar to that, yes please! Also, to tie in with this, any fic where Castiel's become human and has to learn how to do the grungy, icky blah things, like using the bathroom and hygiene and sleeping. Like Vichan's Reflection Of You, where Cas is terrified of sleeping because it feels like dying (warning, this fic deals with drug use in Chapter 1).