16 December 2011 @ 12:12 am
1 specific fic search, 3 general searches  
OMG IT'S CHRISTMAS BREAK! So since I have a month off of school to do nothing but read, I have a HUGE request for you all. Any and all help is appreciated! All lengths, ratings, and kinks are welcome for the general searches. No WIPs please, but self recs are happily accepted.

1. My first search is for a specific fic I read the back in, like, May. It is a Sam/Dean/Cas fic where Sam and Dean are in a pre-established relationship. Cas is human and Sam and Dean are trying to help Cas out. Cas is kinda, like, coming on to Dean and Sam (Dean especially) but I don't think he really knew it. Dean and Sam both decided they aren't threatened by Cas because he is innocent and harmless and they both end up sleeping with him as well as some threesomes. I remember a few scenes - There is a sex store and Cas wants to buy porn but Sam and Dean don't think that's a good idea; They are at Walmart buying Cas new clothes and the woman working by the dressing rooms is hitting on Cas. When she realizes they are gay she goes all crazy Christian on them; They are at a bar and there's a brawl Dean is fighting in and Sam and Cas are at a both watching. They tell the waitress they're both seeing someone and when she asks who they both point to Dean and she says that's "kinky". I hope this is enough to go on because I'd really like to reread this.
- FOUND by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] jadekirk, it is "Angel In Exile" by [info]huntress69 found here: http://huntress69.livejournal.com/253601.html

2. I have requested this before, but I didn't really get much for it, so I'm going to ask again. I am looking for some cute, adorable wee!chester fics where Sam has a blanket and sucks his thumb and Dean teases him about it. Maybe John yells at him for it because he views it as a sign of weakness? It can be any age, but it would be a bonus if Sam still does it as he gets older and he becomes very secretive and extremely self conscious about it. It can be gen or wincest, but I would love you forever if its a sweet wincest fic.

3. I am looking for crack fics. Rec me the best, funniest fics you have. I don't care what other genres they are in, I just want to shoot milk out my nose. My fav pairings are J2 and wincest, but I will take anything as long as it is slash.

4. I'm looking for any fics based around music. By that, I don't mean where they are musicians in a rock band. I mean I want something where the boys play musical instruments, like in an orchestra, wind ensemble, choral groups, ect. I'm talking about classical music. Bonus points if the story is set where they are studying this in school (yes, I am well aware of my obsession with school fics and that I throw it into every request I make). You are a God if you know of a story where they are at a private music school (something similar to the manga 'Alice the 101st', if anyone's read that). J2 and wincest are preferable for this.

I apologize for the length of this request :/
 
 
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a girl who knew how to be happy even when sad[personal profile] majorshipper on December 16th, 2011 09:18 am (UTC)
I'm of no help, but my god, that first fic sounds awesome.
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 16th, 2011 09:40 am (UTC)
It is awesome! I don't typically like threesomes, but this one was so well written and really made it work. I really hope someone knows what one I'm talking about.
[identity profile] blacksomnatten.livejournal.com on December 16th, 2011 10:51 am (UTC)
3
Zannes has a few fics u might like - especially this one is friggin hilarious:

You’re Not Just Whistlin’ Pixie
http://zannes.livejournal.com/24205.html

also the author kroki-refur has a lot of funny ones - I like this one myself:

Everything I Know About Marine Biology I Learned from My Brother.
http://kroki-refur.livejournal.com/221446.html

Most of these r transformation!fics. I always seem to find them ridiculously funny - don't know why:D.
Hope that's okay. (sorry don't know how to make the fancy links:S)
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 03:08 am (UTC)
Re: 3
Thank you! I have read the second one and it was hilarious, I can't wait to read the first one!
[identity profile] korowjew26.livejournal.com on December 16th, 2011 12:59 pm (UTC)
#2
Lessons learned by darksupernatural

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4310238/1/Lessons_Learned
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
Re: #2
This was fantastic, thank you!
franztastisch: change my world[personal profile] franztastisch on December 16th, 2011 04:13 pm (UTC)
Number 4: Jared is a conductor and Jensen is a tenor soloist. It is glorious, in my opinion.

Behold and See by [livejournal.com profile] annella
Jared's a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
This sounds wonderful, I can't wait to read it! Thank you!
[identity profile] maguie.livejournal.com on December 16th, 2011 11:23 pm (UTC)
#3 Is really funny, with Sam and Dean and Gordon

OF TERMINATORS AND TRAINING WHEELS by girlyghoul70
http://girlyghoul70.livejournal.com/24048.html

#3
Title: Of Unconventional Dealbreaking
Summary: Dean, much to his annoyance, gets turned into a unicorn.
http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/145255.html
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
These sound hilarious! I especially can't wait to read the second one! In fact, I'm gonna go read it right now!
[identity profile] maguie.livejournal.com on December 19th, 2011 01:34 am (UTC)
#3

http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/72189.html#cutid1

Doll Dean ,,, The doll verse is very funny

Doll Day Afternoon

Dolls Of War

Born Under A Doll Sign

“Dude, that’s not even funny. Where the hell did you get that thing anyway?” Sam asked on a Tuesday morning when he woke up to a very realistic-looking Dean doll in the bed opposite him, sheet pulled up over its tiny torso and head on the pillow.

-“What thing?” the doll asked and Sam fell out of bed.
[identity profile] jadekirk.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 09:23 am (UTC)
#1
This one is "Angel In Exile" by [livejournal.com profile] huntress69 which can be found here http://huntress69.livejournal.com/253601.html or here http://www.sinful-desire.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=2361&warning=5
[identity profile] xxdeathrainxx.livejournal.com on December 18th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)
Re: #1
OMG THAT'S IT! You are an angel, thank you!
[identity profile] jadekirk.livejournal.com on December 19th, 2011 06:52 am (UTC)
Re: #1
You're welcome. Glad to be of help.
[identity profile] missaffliction.livejournal.com on December 19th, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
Here is a first time Wincest fic that is both sweet and ridiculously freaking hilarious-- the best funny fic I've ever read. If you haven't read it yet, it's brilliant!

The incestuous courtship of the antichrist's bride
(Sam/Dean, nc-17, 48,000 words, crack-horror) Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.
http://fleshflutter.livejournal.com/102268.html
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