The saddest thing about this search is that I WROTE THESE and I can't find them! *facepalm*

1) FOUND!!! It was in a friend's journal as a birthday gift! I reposted it for myself so I wouldn't lose it again.
*Jensen in on the way home for vacation. Vacation = time to collapse. He gets feverish on the plane and when he gets off in San Antonio to drop off Jared, Mrs. P gets her hands on him and won't let him get on the plane to Dallas. She pretty much takes him home and puts him to bed and then calls his mom to let her know why he's not on his way to Dallas.*

2) Dean's got a very bad cough/flu. Sam can't take the sound of his breathing so he slips into Dean's bed and pretty much holds him up while he's sleeping. (Gen)

Very likely these were responses to h-c comment fic memes, but I can't track them down and it's making me CRAZY!