For Lent, I've given up having my laptop in bed with me after 10 p.m. Eep! I am allowed to have my Nook says my wife, so I can still read fic as long as I'm not online. I need to download fic to my Nook, which AO3 makes easy as pie. What's not so easy? Wading through the thousands upon thousands of fic there. Even with filtering, there are too many fics to possibly figure out what to read. That's where y'all come in!

Link me to your favorite fics/authors on AO3; up to 5 recs are great. Self-recs welcome. Here are the parameters:

Must be on AO3
Primary Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,000+
Cannot be: Character death
Can be: AU or non-AU. Any genre. Literally ANY kink. I have no squicks except character death. That said, vanilla and/or schmoopy is great too!

That's a wide net, I realize, but just shoot me your go to, must read fics.

Thanks!