Cut because it's inappropriate. :D


So what I remember is it's definitely J2. Jensen is a human. Jared is a twelve inch pink dildo. The story begins where Jared is brand new and comes into the store, he gets put on display. He's called the Jared. Appropriately. He meets all these other sex toys: chad, tom, mike, sandy, danneel, etc etc anyway, Jensen comes in one day and walks up to the glass display of Jared. He's obviously a little bit in love with the dildo and the dildo loves him right back. Like a lot.

Eventually Chad buys him for Jensen, but Jensen doesn't use him yet. Jared the dildo ends up talking to Jensen from his sock drawer. Jensen thinks he's a ghost. They talk for awhile and eventually Jared convinces Jensen to use him. It happens and while it's happening, Jared turns human. That's how the story goes. There's more but I'm drawing a blank. Oh, the toys were scared of Chad because he always brought in broken toys. or something.