So hey there.
It's a well-known thing that no character in fiction can apparently shut up about Jensen's or Dean's mouth and what it would be good for.

I really, really want a fic where the retribution for saying anything about his lips or his mouth is a punch or a kick or a bite or something violent. Honestly, I think that telling someone that their mouth is made to do youknowwhat with is pretty insulting, so I'd LOVE to read a story where the Jensen (or Dean)-character agrees with me ;-)

Please if J2, only AU-stories and I prefer it not to be wincest or destiel, but I might make exceptions this time.