Hi,
I was looking for a fic which I think used to be in fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find it anymore. It was a really funny one-shot which showed season 5 from Lucifer's point of view and the writing style was very smilar to Bridget Jones's diary. Lucifer was embarrased over his bad skin and worried about gaining weight while he plotted how he could get Sam to agree to be his vessel

Thanks in advance!