Basically I'm on a quest for all of Fossarian's sassy fics. If anyone has this particular fic saved (or any other fossarian sassy fics I don't know about) I would be insanely grateful if you could send me a copy. I have Deep In and The Fever Called Living if anyone is looking for those.

EDIT 3/19/16: I found someone who had it saved to their computer and is going to send it to me (thank you!!). Send me a message if you want a copy. (note: it's in mobi format).